md-williamson:

actual hot things to say during sex

  • yo bitch with tentacles, you’ve got a message
  • you should put it in a hole
  • in Europe we call it ‘inconvenient fight’!
  • i’m gonna wear you like a finger puppet
  • I’M STILL IN THE AIR
  • ALL HAIL
  • ACK GAH GAH
  • occupy the meat
  • warning: chocking hazard
  • TAKING IT FROM BEHIND
  • thank you, sir
"Jesus Christ, Ryan."
ancient Jack Pattillo proverb (via thinkofthegunstheysell)
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